ok... this is TOTALLY not a new idea that i'm about to talk about. John Gray wrote his book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" i haven't actually read his book but i got the jist of it.. even flipped through it.
the only reason i mention him is so that no one thinks i came up with this idea all on my own.. i'm just using my own words and tweaking it a bit. but his main idea was that even though men and women use the same words and do the same things.. they mean COMPLETELY different things depending on which sex says or does it.
Theory of Understanding the Sexes
I think it should be understood that we are two completely different species. no if's about it. YES there are some exceptions.. and YES i cannot talk about every single person in this world. but i am talking about the majority here.. i'm sorry.. we can't fight it. we are the result of generations and generations of people who have built our society and our manners and we are the victims of that. so take what i have to say with an open mind. Each view point i give will be given in a language that each sex can understand. so when i use words like bitch or asshole.. it's subject to which sex-language i'm using.. ok? cause each word might mean something else in a different language (the sex's languages, yes.. male and female have different languages)
Understanding the opposite sex:
To the men (written in male-language):
Guys... here is the answer to everything you wanna know. Women are crazy.
Plain and simple. they are emotional, they lackreason in the actions they take.. i'm not bullshitting you. women are CRAZY.. we are all psycho. if you have a girl who blows things outta porportion, in her mind it will seem COMPLETELY logical.. so don't try to argue with her on that point.
if you really wanna know how to deal with women you have to understand that and not argue with their logic. accept it and work around it. i repeat.. do not try to UNDERSTAND why she does certain things or acts a certain way..
cause it will not make sense to you.. if it seems too crazy to be true.. i'm sorrry to say IT IS TRUE... dont' waste time thinking "she can't POSSIBLY be angry about THAT" cause whatever it is.. she is. I'm sorry ladies.. but we are.. Jack Nicholson said it best in his movie when the girl asked him "How do you write women so well?" and he said "I think of a man, and i take away reason and accountability"
To the women(written in female-language):
Ladies... men are asses
that's it. it's the same as with the men trying to understand women..
DON'T try to understand the man. men are emotional like us.. but men don't talk about it. that's just the way they are. if he seems cold and distant.. he IS that cold and distant. if you sit and think.. "nooo.. he can't be THAT mean".. oh no.. he IS.. don't question it. he just doesn't realize it cause our definition of "mean" is different than his.
It's just the way they are. if you wonder why he doesn't react to things like you, it's because they're programmed differently.Different things are seen as important to men, so their priorities are COMPLETELY different. deal with it. don't try to change the man... try to accept that this is what you're gonna get. Men have grown up with the idea that they can't be
emotional, that they have to be calm and collected all the time. so when he acts indifferent to you, don't take it personally, it's a biological thing.
he is NOT like you... if you think he thinks the same way as you but is just hiding it.. NOOO.. he is not. he is built differently. They know exactly what you want outta them.. and could conform to the way you think, but they won't.. simply because.. they are men.
*PLEASE NOTE THIS THEORY TALKS ABOUT THE MAJORITY OF THE SEXES.. BUT NOT ALL MALES AND FEMALES.. JUST, MAJORITY*
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